Last Week's News
Fifteen miles south of Oahu, Ocean
Ramsey stroked the skin of the great
white, Deep Blue, who was chasing chow.
NOAH’s recalibrations to magnetic north
were left undone, portraying our declination
as a civil society.
Record heat in Australia melted asphalt roads,
jacked ozone levels, killed bats
and cooked peaches from the inside out.
The Cavaliers beat the Hokies and lost
to Duke just before an ocean of clouds,
enwrapping the Shenandoah valley, froze.